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travel the world and live spontaneously before you settle down and start your career you're probably going to be working for the next 40 years anyway

travel the world and live spontaneously before you settle down and start your career you're probably going to be working for the next 40 years anyway Actual Advice Mallard
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If your gf says another girl is really bitchy, ask her why She will tell it all about her and feel much better instantly

If your gf says another girl is really bitchy, ask her why She will tell it all about her and feel much better instantly Actual Advice Mallard
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Be nice to receptionists and secretaries

Be nice to receptionists and secretaries Actual Advice Mallard
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Going out to get drunk? Stay hydrated and you won't have a hangover the next day!

Going out to get drunk? Stay hydrated and you won't have a hangover the next day! Actual Advice Mallard
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Girls, if you want your boy to send you flowers Send him a surprise picture of you naked when he is at work and tell him thats what it feels like

Girls, if you want your boy to send you flowers Send him a surprise picture of you naked when he is at work and tell him thats what it feels like Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to make it to the front page? subscribe to @rickygervais on twitter, hit refresh over and over with the printscreen button at the ready. when god is mentioned, STRIKE!

Want to make it to the front page? subscribe to @rickygervais on twitter, hit refresh over and over with the printscreen button at the ready. when god is mentioned, STRIKE! Actual Advice Mallard
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Use the wrong meme Reddit will think it's hilarious

Use the wrong meme Reddit will think it's hilarious Actual Advice Mallard
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To easily open a difficult pistachio insert a discarded half-shell into the crack and twist

To easily open a difficult pistachio insert a discarded half-shell into the crack and twist Actual Advice Mallard
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People giving free shit? DONT TRUST THEM

People giving free shit? DONT TRUST THEM Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're ever in an airplane making an emergency landing on water, wait until you're outside the plane to inflate the lifevest People die unnecessarily from being pinned to the ceiling of the cabin if it fills with water

If you're ever in an airplane making an emergency landing on water, wait until you're outside the plane to inflate the lifevest People die unnecessarily from being pinned to the ceiling of the cabin if it fills with water Actual Advice Mallard
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