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IF YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT GETTING PLASTIC SURGERY DONE DO IT IF YOU WANT TO. IT'S YOUR BODY.

IF YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT GETTING PLASTIC SURGERY DONE DO IT IF YOU WANT TO.  IT'S YOUR BODY.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't assume that you are friend zoned if you never asked her out

Don't assume that you are friend zoned if you never asked her out  Actual Advice Mallard

Do the dishes before eating and the meal will be more enjoyable

Do the dishes before eating and the meal will be more enjoyable  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're a hypochondriac stay out of r/wtf

If you're a hypochondriac stay out of r/wtf  Actual Advice Mallard

When online dating, use Google to do a search by image of their profile pic If the names don't match, they are not who they say they are

When online dating, use Google to do a search by image of their profile pic If the names don't match, they are not who they say they are  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to earn karma with r/todayilearned links bookmark r/science links and post them a few months later

If you want to earn karma with r/todayilearned links bookmark r/science links and post them a few months later  Actual Advice Mallard

If someone is against the Israeli occupation does not mean he hates jews

If someone is against the Israeli occupation does not mean he hates jews  Actual Advice Mallard

If someone already made the comment you were going to make Never reply with "I came here to say this"

If someone already made the comment you were going to make Never reply with

Don't make jokes in threads related to things exploding people will hate your ass

Don't make jokes in threads related to things exploding people will hate your ass  Actual Advice Mallard

Socialize with boss and co-workers people you have a relationship with are harder to fire

Socialize with boss and co-workers people you have a relationship with are harder to fire  Actual Advice Mallard
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