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Looking for directions? find a pizza place, not a gas station

Looking for directions? find a pizza place, not a gas station  Actual Advice Mallard

Exit interviews never talk shit no matter how tempting or deserving it is

Exit interviews never talk shit no matter how tempting or deserving it is  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are cooking food in boiling water add a few drops of olive oil to prevent it from boiling over.

If you are cooking food in boiling water add a few drops of olive oil to prevent it from boiling over.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you ever pee in soneones bed after a drunken night Bring them "I'm sorry i peed in your bed, and breakfast" the morning after

If you ever pee in soneones bed after a drunken night Bring them

kerjakanlah laporan iling mulai dari lampiran gambar plankton itu akan memudahkan dalam pengisian tabel pengelompokan jenis plankton

kerjakanlah laporan iling mulai dari lampiran gambar plankton itu akan memudahkan dalam pengisian tabel pengelompokan jenis plankton  Actual Advice Mallard

Have a black neighbor LYNCH HIM

Have a black neighbor  LYNCH HIM  Actual Advice Mallard

If someone keeps telling a joke meant to bother you Go along with it, the joke will stop being funny to them

If someone keeps telling a joke meant to bother you Go along with it, the joke will stop being funny to them  Actual Advice Mallard

If she's wearing white shorts she's not on her period

If she's wearing white shorts she's not on her period  Actual Advice Mallard

Fry garlic up in butter add mayonnaise

Fry garlic up in butter add mayonnaise   Actual Advice Mallard

If you are an atheist Take a day off from Facebook on Easter Sunday

If you are an atheist  Take a day off from Facebook on Easter Sunday   Actual Advice Mallard
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