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Always check the height of the stream from the water fountain Before you lean in to take a drink

Always check the height of the stream from the water fountain Before you lean in to take a drink Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't wish people happy birthday on Facebook on april 1st

Don't wish people happy birthday on Facebook on april 1st Actual Advice Mallard
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Instead of whining about the "friendzone" be her friend and she'll automatically introduce you to other females

Instead of whining about the
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Get on your knee and ask her to marry you She will think its hilarious and will be in a great mood all day

Get on your knee and ask her to marry you She will think its hilarious and will be in a great mood all day Actual Advice Mallard
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Have Problem? Masturbate

Have Problem? Masturbate Actual Advice Mallard
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eastmost penninsula is the secret

eastmost penninsula is the secret Actual Advice Mallard
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if she starts putting her hair up in a pony tail you're probably about to get some head

if she starts putting her hair up in a pony tail you're probably about to get some head Actual Advice Mallard
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If your going to tip well in hopes of getting laid Leave your number

If your going to tip well in hopes of getting laid Leave your number Actual Advice Mallard
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Push the elevator button of the floor you're going to It makes sure you go there next

Push the elevator button of the floor you're going to It makes sure you go there next Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're a woman I'd recommend staying away from india

If you're a woman I'd recommend staying away from india Actual Advice Mallard
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