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If you're making scumbag steve memes about your roommate, Fucking talk to them about the problems

If you're making scumbag steve memes about your roommate, Fucking talk to them about the problems  Actual Advice Mallard

Stayed up too late? drink lots of water before bed to make sure you don't sleep through your alarm

Stayed up too late? drink lots of water before bed to make sure you don't sleep through your alarm  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to have an affair? You're a scumbag!

Want to have an affair? You're a scumbag!  Actual Advice Mallard

NEVER GO TO sleep WITH THE SPINS IN BED GO TO SLEEP IN THE BATHTUB

NEVER GO TO sleep WITH THE 
SPINS IN BED GO TO SLEEP IN THE BATHTUB  Actual Advice Mallard

If your work/school blocks reddit download reddit enhancement suite and use the command shift x to see all the pictures and videos

If your work/school blocks reddit download reddit enhancement suite and use the command shift x to see all the pictures and videos  Actual Advice Mallard

when things get messy and no matter your age baby wipes will always improve your bathroom issues

when things get messy
and no matter your age baby wipes will always
improve your bathroom issues  Actual Advice Mallard

Trying to lose weight and eat less? Drink a glass of milk before you eat. It will fill you up and keep you from eating as much.

Trying to lose weight and eat less? Drink a glass of milk before you eat. It will fill you up and keep you from eating as much.  Actual Advice Mallard

women judge you before they meet you by looking at your female friends

women judge you before they meet you by looking at your female friends  Actual Advice Mallard

Walking Home alone at night Dress as a hobo and no one will rob you

Walking Home alone at night Dress as a hobo and no one will rob you  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have a date in a few hours and think you might have to poop Have some coffee and a cigarette. You will poop. Guaranteed

If you have a date in a few hours and think you might have to poop Have some coffee and a cigarette.  You will poop.  Guaranteed  Actual Advice Mallard
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