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if you can't study and can't sleep go take a break. you've burned out.

if you can't study and can't sleep go take a break. you've burned out.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you show your friends a video you found funny and quote it as it plays you're ruining it

If you show your friends a video you found funny and quote it as it plays you're ruining it  Actual Advice Mallard

if you need to pick at your teeth but are not sure when you last washed your hands use your thumb nail. most people never use there thumb for things like scratching at scabs or picking their nose

if you need to pick at your teeth but are not sure when you last washed your hands use your thumb nail. most people never use there thumb for things like scratching at scabs or picking their nose  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're going to tell people or post about a fact, Please make sure it is an actual fact. Otherwise you're just spreading lies.

If you're going to tell people or post about a fact, Please make sure it is an actual fact. Otherwise you're just spreading lies.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to live breathe

If you want to live breathe  Actual Advice Mallard

masturbate first if it still sounds like a good idea it probably is

masturbate first if it still sounds like a good idea it probably is  Actual Advice Mallard

Keep a written note with important emergency phone numbers in wallet and in car do not rely on cell phone to be alive when you need these phone numbers

Keep a written note with important emergency phone numbers in wallet and in car do not rely on cell phone to be alive when you need these phone numbers  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're going to take summer classes in college, pick the intro courses schedules are compressed, yet there is the same amount of coursework as a semester long class.

If you're going to take summer classes in college, pick the intro courses schedules are compressed, yet there is the same amount of coursework as a semester long class.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't like how your bank treats you GET A DIFFERENT FUCKING BANK, MORON.

If you don't like how your bank treats you GET A DIFFERENT FUCKING BANK, MORON.  Actual Advice Mallard

If somebody is tailgating you do not flip them off

If somebody is tailgating you do not flip them off  Actual Advice Mallard
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