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Ask for ice water with lemon at the restaurant Just add sugar and you made free lemonade

Ask for ice water with lemon at the restaurant  Just add sugar and you made free lemonade   Actual Advice Mallard

Swim by old people They will most likely give you food

Swim by old people They will most likely give you food  Actual Advice Mallard

Boiling water? Preheating the oven? Clean your kitchen while you wait

Boiling water? Preheating the oven? Clean your kitchen while you wait  Actual Advice Mallard

women have subtle ways of expressing their interest in a man through touch for example, if you are sitting next to a woman and she is holding your johnson in her hand, that typically means she's into you

women have subtle ways of expressing their interest in a man through touch for example, if you are sitting next to a woman and she is holding your johnson in her hand, that typically means she's into you  Actual Advice Mallard

you should see a shrink.

 you should see a shrink.  Actual Advice Mallard

if it's a knife run lunge if it's a gun

if it's a knife run lunge if it's a gun  Actual Advice Mallard

one bag clip, multiple bags of chips? put the bags side by side, use the one clip for all of them

one bag clip, multiple bags of chips? put the bags side by side, use the one clip for all of them  Actual Advice Mallard

Imgur over capacity? Just add ". jpg" to the end of the URL.

Imgur over capacity? Just add

don't believe in god it's stupid

don't believe in god it's stupid  Actual Advice Mallard

When in doubt fap it out

When in doubt fap it out  Actual Advice Mallard
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