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If you have the chance to kiss a girl dont ask her, kiss her

If you have the chance to kiss a girl dont ask her, kiss her Actual Advice Mallard
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Ill-timed boner? flex your quads and hamstrings

Ill-timed boner? flex your quads and hamstrings Actual Advice Mallard
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IF you are not ready to adopt a dog you can foster

IF you are not ready to adopt a dog you can foster Actual Advice Mallard
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While listening to music in itunes go to View>Visualizer have a show while you listen

While listening to music in itunes go to View>Visualizer have a show while you listen Actual Advice Mallard
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Male Ducks Gang rape female ducks

Male Ducks Gang rape female ducks Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're interested in a guy just go ahead and fix him a sandwich, show him your tits, and blow him

If you're interested in a guy just go ahead and fix him a sandwich, show him your tits, and blow him Actual Advice Mallard
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Delete your ex's number as soon as you break up but remember the last four digits in their phone number

Delete your ex's number as soon as you break up but remember the last four digits in their phone number Actual Advice Mallard
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Flush the urinal right before taking a piss it freshens the deodorizer puck and dilutes your urine so it doesn't smell so bad

Flush the urinal right before taking a piss it freshens the deodorizer puck and dilutes your urine so it doesn't smell so bad Actual Advice Mallard
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Write stuff down a lot It improves your ability to remember things

Write stuff down a lot It improves your ability to remember things Actual Advice Mallard
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Go to the gym Women find you more attractive and it's easier than learning a language.

Go to the gym Women find you more attractive and it's easier than learning a language. Actual Advice Mallard
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