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If you want to marry to hot rich girl in class Get her pregnant

If you want to marry to hot rich girl in class Get her pregnant Actual Advice Mallard
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Moisturize your elbows Crusty elbows are gross

Moisturize your elbows Crusty elbows are gross Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're fast forwarding through your DVR look for an ad from the same station; it will let you know when to stop.

If you're fast forwarding through your DVR look for an ad from the same station; it will let you know when to stop. Actual Advice Mallard
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If your girlfriend says she dosn't want anything for valentines day She does

If your girlfriend says she dosn't want anything for valentines day She does Actual Advice Mallard
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A STIFF DICK HAS NO CONSCIENCE

A STIFF DICK HAS NO CONSCIENCE Actual Advice Mallard
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Girls like sex even more than guys do! just make it safe and comfortable for them!

Girls like sex even more than guys do! just make it safe and comfortable for them! Actual Advice Mallard
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when getting a haircut don't go for the cute young stylists. go for the frumpy old women. They typically have more experience and tend to be much better at their jobs.

when getting a haircut don't go for the cute young stylists. go for the frumpy old women. They typically have more experience and tend to be much better at their jobs. Actual Advice Mallard
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When offering advice give advice most people can actually use

When offering advice give advice most people can actually use Actual Advice Mallard
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Want karma? Find a successful Actual Advice Mallard meme, make the advice evil, then place it on Malicious Advice Mallard.

Want karma? Find a successful Actual Advice Mallard meme, make the advice evil, then place it on Malicious Advice Mallard. Actual Advice Mallard
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constantly forgetting your clothes for PE? always keep a pair of training shorts in your locker and always bring clean to replace, it won't matter if you forget to bring clean shorts because you'll atleast have the shorts in your locker

constantly forgetting your clothes for PE? always keep a pair of training shorts in your locker and always bring clean to replace, it won't matter if you forget to bring clean shorts because you'll atleast have the shorts in your locker Actual Advice Mallard
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