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If the girl you are with, is with other guys Think very hard about if an STD is worth it

If the girl you are with, is with other guys Think very hard about if an STD is worth it Actual Advice Mallard
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When submitting a video, add the length of the video in the post title like this [15s] Redditors will be more likely to view the shorter videos. Especially Lazy redditors.

When submitting a video, add the length of the video in the post title like this [15s] Redditors will be more likely to view the shorter videos. Especially Lazy redditors. Actual Advice Mallard
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When your shopping remember It is never the last good deal

When your shopping remember It is never the last good deal Actual Advice Mallard
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If your man isn't willing to tongue punch your fart box He doesn't deserve anal

If your man isn't willing to tongue punch your fart box He doesn't deserve anal Actual Advice Mallard
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If you find yourself with an awkward boner clench your leg muscles for 20-30 secs and it goes away

If you find yourself with an awkward boner clench your leg muscles for 20-30 secs and it goes away Actual Advice Mallard
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Have to take a shit? Lay several pieces of tp on the water to create a landing pad

Have to take a shit? Lay several pieces of tp on the water to create a landing pad Actual Advice Mallard
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If you let out a noisy fart while sitting on a chair then stretch your back so that it appears like noise of the chair

If you let out a noisy fart while sitting on a chair then stretch your back so that it appears like noise of the chair Actual Advice Mallard
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don't touch live wires

don't touch live wires Actual Advice Mallard
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Eavesdropping is not a skill girls will not be impressed by your astounding hearing

Eavesdropping is not a skill girls will not be impressed by your astounding hearing Actual Advice Mallard
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play the ukelele your hands will look enormous

play the ukelele your hands will look enormous Actual Advice Mallard
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