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masturbate before you go on a date You won't be horny so you can focus on getting to know her instead of trying to get some, and if you do get lucky you'll last longer

masturbate before you go on a date You won't be horny so you can focus on getting to know her instead of trying to get some, and if you do get lucky you'll last longer Actual Advice Mallard
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Never tell a girl, that you love her, if you're not 100% sure about it You'll break her heart if you don't.

Never tell a girl, that you love her, if you're not 100% sure about it You'll break her heart if you don't. Actual Advice Mallard
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Save 50% of every paycheque you receive while in High School You will have at least $20,000 for college when you graduate.

Save 50% of every paycheque you receive while in High School You will have at least $20,000 for college when you graduate. Actual Advice Mallard
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if your shoes smell trying putting scented dryer sheets in them

if your shoes smell trying putting scented dryer sheets in them Actual Advice Mallard
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It's nice to be important But important to be nice

It's nice to be important But important to be nice Actual Advice Mallard
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Always shit before taking a shower Never the other way around

Always shit before taking a shower Never the other way around Actual Advice Mallard
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wash your body all of it.

wash your body all of it. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't eat perishable food while it's too dark to see it

Don't eat perishable food while it's too dark to see it Actual Advice Mallard
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If you couldn't watch the Office finale and don't want it spoiled don't get online for the next week

If you couldn't watch the Office finale and don't want it spoiled don't get online for the next week Actual Advice Mallard
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If you see a meme on Facebook don't post it here.

If you see a meme on Facebook don't post it here. Actual Advice Mallard
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