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If a pretty girl friend-zones you Stick around because she probably has other pretty friends she can introduce you too

If a pretty girl friend-zones you Stick around because she probably has other pretty friends she can introduce you too Actual Advice Mallard
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If you were in the military and you don't want to answer the question "How many people did you kill?" Just say "I'm not allowed to tell you" and leave it at that.

If you were in the military and you don't want to answer the question
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If you submit a news article to Reddit You better make sure its from an American website

If you submit a news article to Reddit You better make sure its from an American website Actual Advice Mallard
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If you send someone a link in an email, test it before sending by holding ctrl and clicking it Its worth the time to make sure you are sending them the right link

If you send someone a link in an email, test it before sending by holding ctrl and clicking it Its worth the time to make sure you are sending them the right link Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't feed me at all It causes poor nutrition, overcrowding, pollution, spread of disease, unnatural behavior, and delayed migration

Don't feed me at all It causes poor nutrition, overcrowding, pollution, spread of disease, unnatural behavior, and delayed migration Actual Advice Mallard
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Women are like snowflakes They all are unique and you should never eat one that your friend pissed on

Women are like snowflakes They all are unique and you should never eat one that your friend pissed on Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want a blowjob from your significant other Ask

If you want a blowjob from your significant other Ask Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't take medical advice From a fucking internet meme!

Don't take medical advice From a fucking internet meme! Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're going on vacation Put bleach or cleaner in all the toilets before leaving.

If you're going on vacation Put bleach or cleaner in all the toilets before leaving. Actual Advice Mallard
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When throwing out paper crumple it up as much as you can in order to save trash space if not recycling

When throwing out paper crumple it up as much as you can in order to save trash space if not recycling Actual Advice Mallard
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