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if you hear girls talking about shark week don't talk to them about sharks. walk away.

if you hear girls talking about shark week don't talk to them about sharks. walk away.   Actual Advice Mallard

Want to have a happier redditing experience? Dont open confession bear memes

Want to have a happier redditing experience? Dont open confession bear memes  Actual Advice Mallard

Always turn off location services when you aren't using it This will extend the life of your battery

Always turn off location services when you aren't using it This will extend the life of your battery  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to know if you're leaking cerebrospinal fluid from your nose? put some of the fluid from your nose on a tissue. if it dries and looks like a target, go see a doctor.

Want to know if you're leaking cerebrospinal fluid from your nose? put some of the fluid from your nose on a tissue. if it dries and looks like a target, go see a doctor.  Actual Advice Mallard

GET GOOGLE CHROME YOU CAN BROWSE REDDIT FASTER AND THERE IS MORE THINGS THAT YOU CAN DO WITH CHROME.

GET GOOGLE CHROME YOU CAN BROWSE REDDIT FASTER AND THERE IS MORE THINGS THAT YOU CAN DO WITH CHROME.  Actual Advice Mallard

If your feet are cold Put on a hat, it really helps

If your feet are cold Put on a hat, it really helps  Actual Advice Mallard

If you spot a dead kangaroo while driving Get out of there fast. Whatever killed it might still be hiding in the pouch.

If you spot a dead kangaroo while driving Get out of there fast. Whatever killed it might still be hiding in the pouch.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't change your password When you're drunk

Don't change your password When you're drunk  Actual Advice Mallard

if you get an erection just seeing a hot girl walk by Chill. This is normal

if you get an erection just seeing a hot girl walk by Chill. This is normal  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have a dog Don't let him eat my eggs, you Asshole

If you have a dog Don't let him eat my eggs, you Asshole  Actual Advice Mallard
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