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If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife Actual Advice Mallard
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Wear sun glasses on the walk When it seems dark in the sunglasses, take them off and head home

Wear sun glasses on the walk When it seems dark in the sunglasses, take them off and head home Actual Advice Mallard
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When you're hungover Don't drink a beer, drink coffee, the beer will mak..I'm hungover and drinking what was I supposed to do tod..

When you're hungover Don't drink a beer, drink coffee, the beer will mak..I'm hungover and drinking what was I supposed to do tod.. Actual Advice Mallard
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suffering from bad cramps after exercise? eat bananas, salty food and drink about a quarter to half a beer after or during, and you'll feel much better

suffering from bad cramps after exercise? eat bananas, salty food and drink about a quarter to half a beer after or during, and you'll feel much better Actual Advice Mallard
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If all of your links are purple try browsing r/new

If all of your links are purple try browsing r/new Actual Advice Mallard
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running a bit late for work or a meeting in the morning? call and let them know before you're supposed to be there.

running a bit late for work or a meeting in the morning? call and let them know before you're supposed to be there. Actual Advice Mallard
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Dont buy a boat they are expensive and not worth the money

Dont buy a boat they are expensive and not worth the money Actual Advice Mallard
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Want a free book? Go to your favorite bookstore and take two books of equal value to the cash register. Say you'd like to exchange one for the other and have misplaced the receipt.

Want a free book? Go to your favorite bookstore and take two books of equal value to the cash register. Say you'd like to exchange one for the other and have misplaced the receipt. Actual Advice Mallard
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When chatting on facebook, stay in a tiny window in the corner That way you can read messages and think for a while about how to reply before it tells them "seen at 4:48 pm".

When chatting on facebook, stay in a tiny window in the corner That way you can read messages and think for a while about how to reply before it tells them
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ask her she may just tell you so you don't have to trick or spy on her

ask her she may just tell you so you don't have to trick or spy on her Actual Advice Mallard
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