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instead of browsing reddit on the toilet read your required readings for class on the toilet

instead of browsing reddit on the toilet read your required readings for class on the toilet Actual Advice Mallard
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Put your alarm clock away from your bed So you're forced to get up to turn it off

Put your alarm clock away from your bed So you're forced to get up to turn it off Actual Advice Mallard
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Whoever said dicks aren't intelligent Didn't realize that they accomplish their only task regularly. Even if they shouldn't have

Whoever said dicks aren't intelligent Didn't realize that they accomplish their only task regularly. Even if they shouldn't have Actual Advice Mallard
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When you first ask someone out Write the date down

When you first ask someone out Write the date down Actual Advice Mallard
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Stale bread? make bruschetta

Stale bread? make bruschetta Actual Advice Mallard
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Cross your leg at a slant and shine your shoes You will appear more cultured, and the interviewer will notice your attention to detail

Cross your leg at a slant and shine your shoes You will appear more cultured, and the interviewer will notice your attention to detail Actual Advice Mallard
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Gently rub the baby's head during take off and landing The plane's movement will rock them to sleep.

Gently rub the baby's head during take off and landing The plane's movement will rock them to sleep. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want a good haircut at a cheap salon request a stylist specifically they will appreciate the praise and do a better job

If you want a good haircut at a cheap salon request a stylist specifically they will appreciate the praise and do a better job Actual Advice Mallard
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If I let you over into my lane that does not mean slow down

If I let you over into my lane that does not mean slow down Actual Advice Mallard
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Put all of the stuff from your pants pockets into your jacket, even your belt and watch That way you can just put your jacket back on and have all your belongings

Put all of the stuff from your pants pockets into your jacket, even your belt and watch That way you can just put your jacket back on and have all your belongings Actual Advice Mallard
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