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DON'T FUCKING CHEAT ON YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER

DON'T FUCKING CHEAT ON YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER  Actual Advice Mallard

Put a sock inside the other when you take them off You'll never lose one again when doing the laundry

Put a sock inside the other when you take them off You'll never lose one again when doing the laundry  Actual Advice Mallard

CAKE DAY IS THE DAY YOU JOINED REDDIT

CAKE DAY IS THE DAY YOU JOINED REDDIT  Actual Advice Mallard

Instead of manually refreshing the tickets page Install an auto-refresher extension on your browser; you can set the time interval

Instead of manually refreshing the tickets page Install an auto-refresher extension on your browser; you can set the time interval  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are young and desperate for a job Don't be picky

If you are young and desperate for a job Don't be picky  Actual Advice Mallard

If you buy a house or unit Have a locksmith change all the locks in the house.

If you buy a house or unit Have a locksmith change all the locks in the house.   Actual Advice Mallard

If you're ever feeling insecure about your looks put on your best looking formal clothes, and you'll feel better

If you're ever feeling insecure about your looks put on your best looking formal clothes, and you'll feel better  Actual Advice Mallard

If you pop a pimple put some ice on it, it won't get as red

If you pop a pimple put some ice on it, it won't get as red  Actual Advice Mallard

People trying to kill you are chasing you on motorcycles while you are in a car? When they get close, swerve hard and hit them. You're in a several thousand pound vehicle, for chrissakes

People trying to kill you are chasing you on motorcycles while you are in a car? When they get close, swerve hard and hit them. You're in a several thousand pound vehicle, for chrissakes  Actual Advice Mallard

Stop using this meme for relationship advice Just go outside and meet a real girl

Stop using this meme for relationship advice Just go outside and meet a real girl  Actual Advice Mallard
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