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Do your grocery shopping when you really have to take a shit so you'll only buy what you absolutely need

Do your grocery shopping when you really have to take a shit so you'll only buy what you absolutely need Actual Advice Mallard
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Stuffy nose? Browse r/funny

Stuffy nose? Browse r/funny Actual Advice Mallard
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gone over your monthly cap? Add an 'l' to imgur urls to load a small version of that image.

gone over your monthly cap? Add an 'l' to imgur urls to load a small version of that image. Actual Advice Mallard
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Your earbuds have a lot of earwax in them? Try using a Q-tip

Your earbuds have a lot of earwax in them? Try using a Q-tip Actual Advice Mallard
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Touch her arm lightly before you ask her out on a date The surge of oxytocin will make it more likely she'll go with you

Touch her arm lightly before you ask her out on a date The surge of oxytocin will make it more likely she'll go with you Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to blow your mind? My beak is actually a dog's face

Want to blow your mind? My beak is actually a dog's face Actual Advice Mallard
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Skid mark left in friend's toilet? Pour hot tap water on it

Skid mark left in friend's toilet? Pour hot tap water on it Actual Advice Mallard
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If a girl responds after your :) She's a keeper

If a girl responds after your :) She's a keeper Actual Advice Mallard
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If a child tells you to open your mouth and close your eyes Do not open your mouth

If a child tells you to open your mouth and close your eyes Do not open your mouth Actual Advice Mallard
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Carry a money clip they're classier

Carry a money clip they're classier Actual Advice Mallard
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