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Check to see how clean their car is It's a good indication of how they will treat your home

Check to see how clean their car is It's a good indication of how they will treat your home  Actual Advice Mallard

If it isnt advice dont use this meme

If it isnt advice dont use this meme  Actual Advice Mallard

use the word "poetic" next time you think about saying "ironic" poetry is completely subjective and you won't sound like an idiot

use the word

If you want your friends to care about those killed in war and drone strikes... replace the word "innocent civilian" with "puppy" or "kitten". Then they will care.

If you want your friends to care about those killed in war and drone strikes... replace the word

If you're drunk and need to pee just go into the shower

If you're drunk and need to pee just go into the shower  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have to guess someone's year in college, guess high A Freshman will take it as a compliment and seniors won't be insulted

If you have to guess someone's year in college, guess high A Freshman will take it as a compliment and seniors won't be insulted  Actual Advice Mallard

If you Have to ask yourself if you can trust someone You can't.

If you Have to ask yourself if you can trust someone You can't.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to make the front page Complain about how many of your posts failed.

If you want to make the front page Complain about how many of your posts failed.  Actual Advice Mallard

shut the fuck up

shut the fuck up  Actual Advice Mallard

Dont spend money on a good cremper Instead braid your hair and use your straightener. You get the same effect

Dont spend money on a good cremper Instead braid your hair and use your straightener.  You get the same effect  Actual Advice Mallard
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