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If you can't afford to tip you can't afford to eat out

If you can't afford to tip you can't afford to eat out Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to get things done at home after a long day of work Don't take off your shoes until you finish

If you want to get things done at home after a long day of work Don't take off your shoes until you finish Actual Advice Mallard
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If your're too embarrassed to buy condoms, date a cougar Not only will she have them stockpiled, but she'll think your embarrassment is adorable

If your're too embarrassed to buy condoms, date a cougar Not only will she have them stockpiled, but she'll think your embarrassment is adorable Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are pulling an all nighter. Drink lot's of water, you won't fall asleep if you have to piss.

If you are pulling an all nighter. Drink lot's of water, you won't fall asleep if you have to piss. Actual Advice Mallard
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In a bathroom stall and there's no toilet paper? Use the protective seat covers. They're absorbent.

In a bathroom stall and there's no toilet paper? Use the protective seat covers. They're absorbent. Actual Advice Mallard
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Raisin Bran Crunch Is fucking delicious

Raisin Bran Crunch Is fucking delicious Actual Advice Mallard
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Leave extra early to arrive on time

Leave extra early to arrive on time Actual Advice Mallard
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Have a set playlist for whenever you take a shower it's a great way to keep track of time

Have a set playlist for whenever you take a shower it's a great way to keep track of time Actual Advice Mallard
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Remove R/Atheism from the default subreddits

Remove R/Atheism from the default subreddits Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are about to cheat on your significant other Do it, you obviously don't like them and you don't deserve them

If you are about to cheat on your significant other Do it, you obviously don't like them and you don't deserve them Actual Advice Mallard
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