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Filing for student aid? Have a guidance counselor or advisor help you. You could be missing out on a lot.

Filing for student aid? Have a guidance counselor or advisor help you. You could be missing out on a lot. Actual Advice Mallard
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When asking a friend to hang out. "Let me check my schedule" is code for let me see if I can find any more interesting plans first.

When asking a friend to hang out.
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If you're running into the subway as the doors are about to close Don't just stop once you're in. There are people behind you wanting to get in as well.

If you're running into the subway as the doors are about to close Don't just stop once you're in. There are people behind you wanting to get in as well. Actual Advice Mallard
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If your girlfriend cheated on her ex with you, She'll have no problem cheating on you with her next boyfriend

If your girlfriend cheated on her ex with you, She'll have no problem cheating on you with her next boyfriend Actual Advice Mallard
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Guys, if you want to pee quietly, pee sitting down You're closer to the toilet, you're actually peeing against the bowl, and it's more comfortable. Don't worry about feeling emasculated because you're the only one who will ever know.

Guys, if you want to pee quietly, pee sitting down You're closer to the toilet, you're actually peeing against the bowl, and it's more comfortable. Don't worry about feeling emasculated because you're the only one who will ever know. Actual Advice Mallard
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Foreplay for a man is touching our penis

Foreplay for a man is touching our penis Actual Advice Mallard
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Need gas on a road trip? Drive a few blocks off the highway. The gas will be cheaper.

Need gas on a road trip? Drive a few blocks off the highway. The gas will be cheaper. Actual Advice Mallard
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See something saying cosplay? Its a woman in tights clothes

See something saying cosplay? Its a woman in tights clothes Actual Advice Mallard
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Always be polite to others No matter the circumstances

Always be polite to others No matter the circumstances Actual Advice Mallard
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on your first date, treat the waiter/waitress as your best bud/your mom your date will be impressed!

on your first date, treat the waiter/waitress as your best bud/your mom your date will be impressed! Actual Advice Mallard
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