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You will never change someone's opinion over the internet

You will never change someone's opinion over the internet  Actual Advice Mallard

Quack.

Quack.  Actual Advice Mallard

When you finally propose to her for real Do it in a place where theres nobody around to see

When you finally propose to her for real Do it in a place where theres nobody around to see  Actual Advice Mallard

If you break up with your significant other Get new shampoo and conditioner

If you break up with your significant other Get new shampoo and conditioner  Actual Advice Mallard

Dont just be yourself try all time to be someone better.

Dont just be yourself  try all time to be someone better.  Actual Advice Mallard

When your ill never trust a fart

When your ill never trust a fart  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to keep a happy relationship don't ever tell your man how to spend the money he earns

If you want to keep a happy relationship don't ever tell your man how to spend the money he earns  Actual Advice Mallard

Always Directly ask "When was the last time you were tested? and "How far are you comfortable going?" She'll be happy you asked, and you'll have better sex

Always Directly ask

If you think the waitress is hitting on you, she isn't

If you think the waitress is hitting on you, she isn't  Actual Advice Mallard

If terrorists attack innocents for attention Don't hype it up and give them massive worldwide media coverage

If terrorists attack innocents for attention Don't hype it up and give them massive worldwide media coverage  Actual Advice Mallard
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