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Wash all of your fruit and vegetables when you get home from the grocery store A lot of the produce falls on the ground in the warehouse and it is put back into the boxes, the same boxes you buy the product from in the store

Wash all of your fruit and vegetables when you get home from the grocery store A lot of the produce falls on the ground in the warehouse and it is put back into the boxes, the same boxes you buy the product from in the store Actual Advice Mallard
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Try to eat a full meal before grocery shopping this will help you make better consumer choices

Try to eat a full meal before grocery shopping this will help you make better consumer choices Actual Advice Mallard
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If you ever experience stage fright at the urinal relax the muscles in your buttocks, it will help things flow

If you ever experience stage fright at the urinal relax the muscles in your buttocks, it will help things flow Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to look really lazy stand on an escalator

If you want to look really lazy stand on an escalator Actual Advice Mallard
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When you eat at a buffet Chew slowly and make sure that what you're chewing on is what you meant to take a bite out of

When you eat at a buffet Chew slowly and make sure that what you're chewing on is what you meant to take a bite out of Actual Advice Mallard
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If your girlfriend tells you to get off reddit tell her to get off facebook She'll be mad no matter what you say but this way she might get the hell off facebook.

If your girlfriend tells you to get off reddit tell her to get off facebook She'll be mad no matter what you say but this way she might get the hell off facebook. Actual Advice Mallard
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blood is actually blue before it leaves the bloodstream!!!!

blood is actually blue before it leaves the bloodstream!!!! Actual Advice Mallard
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on public/heavily used touch screens The center of the buttons are more heavily used click the edges of the buttons instead, they are often more responsive

on public/heavily used touch screens The center of the buttons are more heavily used click the edges of the buttons instead, they are often more responsive Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're ever thirsty at a mall just ask any fast food place for a cup of water They're legally obliged to give you one for free

If you're ever thirsty at a mall just ask any fast food place for a cup of water They're legally obliged to give you one for free Actual Advice Mallard
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only make fun of relevant memes with more relevant memes

only make fun of relevant memes with more relevant memes Actual Advice Mallard
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