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When driving, use your brakes as little as possible It saves gas and makes your brakes last longer

When driving, use your brakes as little as possible It saves gas and makes your brakes last longer  Actual Advice Mallard

Just don't be a douche bag

 Just don't be a douche bag   Actual Advice Mallard

Don't trust your life To a turn-signal

Don't trust your life To a turn-signal  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're not mature enough to buy condoms at the store or go to planned parenthood You're not mature enough to have sex

If you're not mature enough to buy condoms at the store or go to planned parenthood You're not mature enough to have sex  Actual Advice Mallard

When people make crude, senseless comments about a recent tragedy, that's just their way of coping with fear and the unknown

When people make crude, senseless comments about a recent tragedy, that's just their way of coping with fear and the unknown  Actual Advice Mallard

Need to find something in the comments ctrl + F

Need to find something in the comments ctrl + F  Actual Advice Mallard

Looking for an extra delicious dessert topping? put Frozen cool whip on it

Looking for an extra delicious dessert topping? put Frozen cool whip on it  Actual Advice Mallard

Mother's day Is in 48 hours

Mother's day Is in 48 hours  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't be "friends" after a relationship. Those feelings don't go away until you end it for good.

Don't be

Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem make sure that you are not just surrounded by assholes

Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem  make sure that you are not just surrounded by assholes  Actual Advice Mallard
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