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If she cheats with you she'll cheat on you

If she cheats with you she'll cheat on you Actual Advice Mallard
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When someone is eating a meal refrain from saying how much gross it is, it's disrespectful and annoying

When someone is eating a meal refrain from saying how much gross it is, it's disrespectful and annoying Actual Advice Mallard
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eat local honey year-round Your allergies will lessen significantly by the following Spring

eat local honey year-round Your allergies will lessen significantly by the following Spring Actual Advice Mallard
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Now that summer is here use your downvotes wisely and keep crap off of the front page

Now that summer is here use your downvotes wisely and keep crap off of the front page Actual Advice Mallard
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If your girlfriend is on "the pill" for birth control and prescribed other medicines Use another form of birth control until she is done with the medicine

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IF YOU'RE HELD UP BY A QUEUE OF DUCKS CROSSING THE ROAD BEEP YOUR HORN. THE DUCKS WILL BE CONDITIONED INTO USING A DIFFERENT CROSSING, AND YOU'LL BE ON YOUR WAY

IF YOU'RE HELD UP BY A QUEUE OF DUCKS CROSSING THE ROAD BEEP YOUR HORN. THE DUCKS WILL BE CONDITIONED INTO USING A DIFFERENT CROSSING, AND YOU'LL BE ON YOUR WAY Actual Advice Mallard
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If your post fails Make a cute/sad post about the fact that it failed

If your post fails Make a cute/sad post about the fact that it failed Actual Advice Mallard
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use a strong magnet to locate drywall nails in your wall not only will you find your studs, you'll also be able to avoid driving a new nail into the top of an existing one

use a strong magnet to locate drywall nails in your wall not only will you find your studs, you'll also be able to avoid driving a new nail into the top of an existing one Actual Advice Mallard
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The easiest way to pick it up Is to scoop it up with one half of the shell

The easiest way to pick it up Is to scoop it up with one half of the shell Actual Advice Mallard
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If the women around you are happy everybody is happy

If the women around you are happy everybody is happy Actual Advice Mallard
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