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If you have a cut or scrape Use gauze and put pressure on it, it will make some of the pain go away

If you have a cut or scrape Use gauze and put pressure on it, it will make some of the pain go away Actual Advice Mallard
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if the amount of working hours it takes to save up and buy something out numbers the amount of hours you will use the thing You probably shouldn't buy it.

if the amount of working hours it takes to save up and buy something out numbers the amount of hours you will use the thing You probably shouldn't buy it. Actual Advice Mallard
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When at a club, make your first drink water, and tip the bartender $2 The rest of the night, he will remember your face and you get the best service

When at a club, make your first drink water, and tip the bartender $2 The rest of the night, he will remember your face and you get the best service Actual Advice Mallard
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If you always sleep through your alarm Change your alarm tone to your ring tone

If you always sleep through your alarm Change your alarm tone to your ring tone Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're late to meet someone, whether it's your fault or not, Apologize

If you're late to meet someone, whether it's your fault or not, Apologize Actual Advice Mallard
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dispose of spoiled food sooner rather than later it will be worse later, and you will still have to do it

dispose of spoiled food sooner rather than later it will be worse later, and you will still have to do it Actual Advice Mallard
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dont be a dick to the people who make your food

dont be a dick to the people who make your food Actual Advice Mallard
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Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken

Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken Actual Advice Mallard
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It is imperative that you choose a career that is challenging and rewarding. Your job takes a huge amount of your time and mental effort; it's a huge part of your life.

It is imperative that you choose a career that is challenging and rewarding. Your job takes a huge amount of your time and mental effort; it's a huge part of your life. Actual Advice Mallard
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When approached by a police officer, ask for 2 forms of ID A necklance ID or Badge can be easily stolen

When approached by a police officer, ask for 2 forms of ID A necklance ID or Badge can be easily stolen Actual Advice Mallard
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