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If you don't want kids to say they fucked your mom Don't start talking shit

If you don't want kids to say they fucked your mom Don't start talking shit  Actual Advice Mallard

If a girl leaves her boyfriend for you She will probably leave you for another guy

If a girl leaves her boyfriend for you She will probably leave you for another guy  Actual Advice Mallard

Have a break between classes? go to the gym

Have a break between classes? go to the gym  Actual Advice Mallard

Ducks eat for free at subway say there are six ducks outside who all want sunchips

Ducks eat for free at subway say there are six ducks outside who all want sunchips  Actual Advice Mallard

You've got some folders you'd like to have quick access to? Create a link to those folders in C:\Users\~\Links, they will appear on the left side of your explorer

You've got some folders you'd like to have quick access to? Create a link to those folders in C:\Users\~\Links, they will appear on the left side of your explorer  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have an idea that could potentially make you a lot of money Don't tell anyone about it

If you have an idea that could potentially make you a lot of money Don't tell anyone about it  Actual Advice Mallard

If you order pizza so frequently that delivery drivers remember your adress you should probably consider changing your dietary habits

If you order pizza so frequently that delivery drivers remember your adress you should probably consider changing your dietary habits  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to last longer in bed? Stop your pee each time in the middle of peeing when you go to the bathroom

Want to last longer in bed? Stop your pee each time in the middle of peeing when you go to the bathroom  Actual Advice Mallard

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WANT KARMA? POST A MALLARD   Actual Advice Mallard

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get stoned masturbate  Actual Advice Mallard
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