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tired of getting shocked opening your car door? hold your hand on the window while opening it, you will be grounded.

tired of getting shocked opening your car door? hold your hand on the window while opening it, you will be grounded. Actual Advice Mallard
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When going to a Night CLub Find an exit other than the one you came in, it will save your life.

When going to a Night CLub Find an exit other than the one you came in, it will save your life. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't tip your pizza guy very much order your pizza from a different place every time

If you don't tip your pizza guy very much order your pizza from a different place every time Actual Advice Mallard
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Forget to set timer for boiling spaghetti? Throw a noodle at a wall, if it sticks, it's ready.

Forget to set timer for boiling spaghetti? Throw a noodle at a wall, if it sticks, it's ready. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you need a quick light in the kitchen without waking everyone up Open the mircowave

If you need a quick light in the kitchen without waking everyone up Open the mircowave Actual Advice Mallard
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if you are drunk and have the urge to vomit start taking short fast breaths and it will go away

if you are drunk and have the urge to vomit start taking short fast breaths and it will go away Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't drive 25 in a school zone if you're not sure you'll either get pulled over or make people angry

Don't drive 25 in a school zone if you're not sure you'll either get pulled over or make people angry Actual Advice Mallard
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Can't Sleep cause Brain won't shut up? Just Masturbate. You'll Sleep well.

Can't Sleep cause Brain won't shut up? Just Masturbate. You'll Sleep well. Actual Advice Mallard
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GIF taking too long to load? Open it in another tab, and come back to it when it's ready.

GIF taking too long to load? Open it in another tab, and come back to it when it's ready. Actual Advice Mallard
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When trying to align a blanket, look for the tag It always goes at the bottom right of the bed

When trying to align a blanket, look for the tag It always goes at the bottom right of the bed Actual Advice Mallard
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