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if you have a boner sit down when you go to the toilette

if you have a boner sit down when you go to the toilette  Actual Advice Mallard

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if you want to feel like you're at the game you're watching on tv disabling the center speaker of your surround sound removes the play-by-play but keeps the ambient sound

if you want to feel like you're at the game you're watching on tv disabling the center speaker of your surround sound removes the play-by-play but keeps the ambient sound  Actual Advice Mallard

look for women wearing white shorts Sure sign they are not on their period

look for women wearing white shorts Sure sign they are not on their period  Actual Advice Mallard

want to Be a great conversationalist? Ask people questions about themselves

want to Be a great conversationalist? Ask people questions about themselves  Actual Advice Mallard

when you have a small cut that's bothering you rub some chap stick over it to make it heal much quicker

when you have a small cut that's bothering you rub some chap stick over it to make it heal much quicker  Actual Advice Mallard

To get rid of the splash after you poop Put down toilet paper over the water

To get rid of the splash after you poop Put down toilet paper over the water  Actual Advice Mallard

Take the joke text out of a meme And you realize what a tremendous waste of time it is to make and/or read one

Take the joke text out of a meme And you realize what a tremendous waste of time it is to make and/or read one  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't give people advice unless they fucking ask you for it

Don't give people advice unless they fucking ask you for it  Actual Advice Mallard

if you don't want to watch r/wtf go back to its roots unsubscribe from the subreddit

if you don't want to watch r/wtf go back to its roots unsubscribe from the subreddit  Actual Advice Mallard
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