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Obvious Facts Are terrible conversation starters

Obvious Facts Are terrible conversation starters Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're a male smoker, carry a pink lighter Its a conversation starter and will rarely get accidentally Pocketed

If you're a male smoker, carry a pink lighter Its a conversation starter and will rarely get accidentally Pocketed Actual Advice Mallard
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Before putting on a condom squirt a bit of lube into the tip

Before putting on a condom squirt a bit of lube into the tip Actual Advice Mallard
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To prank someone, use fertilizer To write things in their lawn It'll be greener than the rest of the grass for months

To prank someone, use fertilizer To write things in their lawn It'll be greener than the rest of the grass for months Actual Advice Mallard
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If a cop doesn't have probable cause to search your vehicle Tell him to go duck himself

If a cop doesn't have probable cause to search your vehicle Tell him to go duck himself Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't be an asshole It makes people dislike you.

Don't be an asshole It makes people dislike you. Actual Advice Mallard
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When making a meme with both genders Always depict yourself as the women, because even a website like reddit is mostly horny, depressed men

When making a meme with both genders Always depict yourself as the women, because even a website like reddit is mostly horny, depressed men Actual Advice Mallard
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Start your diet today body fat doesn't know that it's not january first

Start your diet today body fat doesn't know that it's not january first Actual Advice Mallard
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Many people here favor attention and karma over giving someone good advice Don't blindly follow this duck

Many people here favor attention and karma over giving someone good advice Don't blindly follow this duck Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want plenty of random good advice Go to a meme website and open the Actual Advice Mallard section

If you want plenty of random good advice Go to a meme website and open the Actual Advice Mallard section Actual Advice Mallard
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