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If you're driving in heavy fog turn your headlights on so others can see you

If you're driving in heavy fog turn your headlights on so others can see you  Actual Advice Mallard

When you know your cake day is coming up, plan ahead. You don't want to post some crappy meme last minute.

When you know your cake day is coming up, plan ahead. You don't want to post some crappy meme last minute.  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're on a diet, chew gum to reduce cravings of other foods.

if you're on a diet, chew gum to reduce cravings of other foods.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you can't afford to buy food you can't afford to buy a 5 million dollar house

If you can't afford to buy food you can't afford to buy a  5 million dollar house  Actual Advice Mallard

If someone seems to dislike you for no reason It usually means they are the one with the problem, not you

If someone seems to dislike you for no reason It usually means they are the one with the problem, not you  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have to say Not to be a Dick but... You are being a dick

If you have to say Not to be a Dick but... You are being a dick  Actual Advice Mallard

No matter how well you've treated her or how much you've done for her She will forget about it all because the other guy is better looking

No matter how well you've treated her or how much you've done for her She will forget about it all because the other guy is better looking  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are ever the victim of sexual assault, abuse or rape report it to the appropriate authorities immediately

If you are ever the victim of sexual assault, abuse or rape report it to the appropriate authorities immediately  Actual Advice Mallard

do something nice for a new superior at work you'll get on their good side, and they won't reprimand you for the little things.

do something nice for a new superior at work you'll get on their good side, and they won't reprimand you for the little things.    Actual Advice Mallard

Don't post any good material on reddit today it will be lost in a stream of orangered and periwinkle

Don't post any good material on reddit today it will be lost in a stream of orangered and periwinkle  Actual Advice Mallard
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