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If Your bank isn't very helpful Make more money

If Your bank isn't very helpful Make more money Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want your post to get noticed Post it during work hours

If you want your post to get noticed Post it during work hours Actual Advice Mallard
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When you are 44, get out of your comfort zone and make the effort to go to parties Or you will end up being 55 and single and alone and bitter and shit

When you are 44, get out of your comfort zone and make the effort to go to parties Or you will end up being 55 and single and alone and bitter and shit Actual Advice Mallard
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Boyfriend not satisfying you in bed? Get him drunk

Boyfriend not satisfying you in bed? Get him drunk Actual Advice Mallard
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About to make a sandwich? Masturbate in the bathroom and then see if it's a good idea

About to make a sandwich? Masturbate in the bathroom and then see if it's a good idea Actual Advice Mallard
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If not cheating on your significant other is so hard Time to evaluate your shitty relationship with them

If not cheating on your significant other is so hard Time to evaluate your shitty relationship with them Actual Advice Mallard
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Spray fragrance in the actual toilet it covers the scent at its source

Spray fragrance in the actual toilet it covers the scent at its source Actual Advice Mallard
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always try your best to make people happy your gained sense of worth will cause your own happiness

always try your best to make people happy your gained sense of worth will cause your own happiness Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't know which side of the car has the gas cap? Look at the "low fuel" icon on the dash and check which side of the pump the nozzle is on

Don't know which side of the car has the gas cap? Look at the
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Let restaurant know that you're first timers They will make sure everything is perfect

Let restaurant know that you're first timers They will make sure everything is perfect Actual Advice Mallard
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