Actual Advice Mallard

People Are self aware They dont need to be reminded of who they are every time you see them

People Are self aware They dont need to be reminded of who they are every time you see them  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't try so hard to find someone If it happens it will happen

Don't try so hard to find someone If it happens it will happen  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't put a tattoo of your girlfriends name you will regret it

Don't put a tattoo of your girlfriends name  you will regret it  Actual Advice Mallard

if you can't see yourself talking her into an abortion don't finish in her fronthole

if you can't see yourself talking her into an abortion don't finish in her fronthole  Actual Advice Mallard

Google Chrome Hoverzoom Application Thank Me Now, Not Later

Google Chrome Hoverzoom Application Thank Me Now, Not Later  Actual Advice Mallard

The Joker meme is the worst ever

The Joker meme is the worst ever  Actual Advice Mallard

Fill up your ice tray every time you grab ice and your drinks will never be warm.

Fill up your ice tray every time you grab ice and  your drinks will never be warm.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have to get buzzed to feel comfortable talking to her You should probably stop dating her

If you have to get buzzed to feel comfortable talking to her You should probably stop dating her  Actual Advice Mallard

When writing a resume put your name in large bold text at the top of the document it will instantly get the employers attention over the other applicants

When writing a resume put your name in large bold text at the top of the document it will instantly get the employers attention over the other applicants  Actual Advice Mallard

AS A WOMAN, CALLING A MAN "DUDE" OR "BRO" IS LIKE HIM CALLING YOU "HONEY" OR "SWEETHEART"

AS A WOMAN, CALLING A MAN
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