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If spending a few days with your mom and nieces is enough to make you forgive your father for abandoning your family Please don't have kids

If spending a few days with your mom and nieces is enough to make you forgive your father for abandoning your family Please don't have kids Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't throw away old bananas Stick them in your freezer. You can use them later in an easy banana bread recipe.

Don't throw away old bananas Stick them in your freezer. You can use them later in an easy banana bread recipe. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you see an obvious troll Keep his karma close to zero instead of an immediate downvote

If you see an obvious troll Keep his karma close to zero instead of an immediate downvote Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want your work to look longer put the word "the" twice, people usually wont notice it

If you want your work to look longer put the word
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People want to watch how the aliens get here not what happens after they are already here

People want to watch how the aliens get here not what happens after they are already here Actual Advice Mallard
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Tits and a Heartbeat

Tits and a Heartbeat Actual Advice Mallard
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IF SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO SHAVE YOUR CHOPS TELL THEM TO SUCK YOUR BALLS

IF SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO SHAVE YOUR CHOPS TELL THEM TO SUCK YOUR BALLS Actual Advice Mallard
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When ordering at a fast food restaurant request they remove one of the normal ingredients it will generally force them to make it fresh

When ordering at a fast food restaurant request they remove one of the normal ingredients it will generally force them to make it fresh Actual Advice Mallard
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Increase your credit card limit as often as possible You will improve your credit score by decreasing 'utilization'

Increase your credit card limit as often as possible You will improve your credit score by decreasing 'utilization' Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to know how a woman feels about you? Send her flowers you will know exactly where you stand with her based on the reaction

Want to know how a woman feels about you? Send her flowers you will know exactly where you stand with her based on the reaction Actual Advice Mallard
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