Actual Advice Mallard

If you ever somehow end up in jail or prison, don't accept any weed or drugs from anyone chances are, it has spent time up another persons ass

If you ever somehow end up in jail or prison, don't accept any weed or drugs from anyone chances are, it has spent time up another persons ass  Actual Advice Mallard

Bored on road trip? Suck your boyfriend's dick

Bored on road trip? Suck your boyfriend's dick  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're having trouble thinking of things to post to Reddit... try spending more time on sites other than reddit.

If you're having trouble thinking of things to post to Reddit... try spending more time on sites other than reddit.  Actual Advice Mallard

Instead of making a new research paper for every year of highschool Save the first one, so you don't have to do that shit again

Instead of making a new research paper for every year of highschool Save the first one, so you don't have to do that shit again  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're thinking about buying a cheap smartphone to save money: don't. hold off a month, save a bit more, and buy the latest model.

If you're thinking about buying a cheap smartphone to save money: don't. hold off a month, save a bit more, and buy the latest model.  Actual Advice Mallard

If anyone overreacts, ask about his/her day. Overreacting because of a crappy day isn't gender-specific

If anyone overreacts, ask about his/her day. Overreacting because of a crappy day isn't gender-specific  Actual Advice Mallard

if you are going to have the munchies today eat vegetables. they actually taste good and are good for you.

if you are going to have the munchies today eat vegetables. they actually taste good and are good for you.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't waste shaving foam You will thank yourself later

Don't waste shaving foam You will thank yourself later  Actual Advice Mallard

Reddit blacked out for you? Go to Preferences: Display Settings and uncheck Show Subreddit Style

Reddit blacked out for you? Go to Preferences: Display Settings and uncheck Show Subreddit Style  Actual Advice Mallard

It is better to live with your parents Than to have a roomate

It is better to live with your parents Than to have a roomate  Actual Advice Mallard
Like us for More!