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Wait 3 days to text a girl you just met makes you look nice but popular

Wait 3 days to text a girl you just met makes you look nice but popular Actual Advice Mallard
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If the prostitute looks like a cop, walks like a cop and tells you she is not a cop it's a f*****g COP!

If the prostitute looks like a cop, walks like a cop and tells you she is not a cop it's a f*****g COP! Actual Advice Mallard
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if you use a passcode to lock your phone Photoshop your home phone number on your lockscreen wallpaper so people can actually call you if they find it.

if you use a passcode to lock your phone Photoshop your home phone number on your lockscreen wallpaper so people can actually call you if they find it. Actual Advice Mallard
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going through a breakup? save yourself a lot of drama and deactivate your facebook for a while

going through a breakup? save yourself a lot of drama and deactivate your facebook for a while Actual Advice Mallard
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Put it next to your phone You never forget your phone

Put it next to your phone You never forget your phone Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU WANT TO WALK WITH A FULL CUP OF SOMETHING WITHOUT SPILLING DONT LOOK AT IT

IF YOU WANT TO WALK WITH A FULL CUP OF SOMETHING WITHOUT SPILLING DONT LOOK AT IT Actual Advice Mallard
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When going for a run in the park remember to bring your mallard to english translator

When going for a run in the park remember to bring your mallard to english translator Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want a good prank for your friend, have him search "Whomever" on google images Even with safesearch on, the front page will still have a huge picture of a naked guy and his dick

If you want a good prank for your friend, have him search
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Just Don't Kill people ..... or dogs

Just Don't Kill people ..... or dogs Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have trouble with a dead body highly corrosive acid is the solution

If you have trouble with a dead body highly corrosive acid is the solution Actual Advice Mallard
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