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Don't drink too much aSDkjsadfl;kjWAEF9839E4839HJGKUHGF KJGFYFU  Actual Advice Mallard

If you accidently close a tab CTRl+SHIFT+T reopens it

If you accidently close a tab CTRl+SHIFT+T reopens it  Actual Advice Mallard

If your "friends/interested girl/anybody" never put effort into making plans or contact you, without your initial effort. They are not worth the time you're putting in.

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Can't find somebody to help you in an electronics store? Try asking one of the 10 employees who immediately asked if you needed help as soon as you entered the store.

Can't find somebody to help you in an electronics store? Try asking one of the 10 employees who immediately asked if you needed help as soon as you entered the store.  Actual Advice Mallard

PISSED OFF ABOUT A REPOST ON THE FRONT PAGE? DONT CALL IT OUT, JUST FIND THE TOP COMMENT ON THE PREVIOUS POST OF IT FOR KARMA

PISSED OFF ABOUT A REPOST ON THE FRONT PAGE? DONT CALL IT OUT, JUST FIND THE TOP COMMENT ON THE PREVIOUS POST OF IT FOR KARMA  Actual Advice Mallard

act like a douche and treat girls like shit you will get laid more often

act like a douche and treat girls like shit you will get laid more often  Actual Advice Mallard

bailout underwater mortgages housing market rebounds

bailout underwater mortgages housing market rebounds  Actual Advice Mallard

If a new meme, such as this, shows up and is well liked by reddit, Don't over post it until everyone hates it.

If a new meme, such as this, shows up and is well liked by reddit, Don't over post it until everyone hates it.  Actual Advice Mallard

Redditors will click on your meme If they see a trending duck in the thumbnail

Redditors will click on your meme If they see a trending duck in the thumbnail   Actual Advice Mallard

Have a teacher that actually checks the font size? use expanded letter spacing

Have a teacher that actually checks the font size? use expanded letter spacing  Actual Advice Mallard
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