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Two in the pink, one in the stink All in the sink

Two in the pink, one in the stink All in the sink  Actual Advice Mallard

If you leave men subtle hints We will not know you are leaving hints.

If you leave men subtle hints  We will not know you are leaving hints.  Actual Advice Mallard

When plugging in a USB device The USB symbol points upwards

When plugging in a USB device The USB symbol points upwards  Actual Advice Mallard

Alleviate your awkward boners by flexing your thighs It'll deviate blood flow away from your manhood

Alleviate your awkward boners by flexing your thighs It'll deviate blood flow away from your manhood  Actual Advice Mallard

drill holes an inch up from the bottom of your trash can this allows air in and makes it easier remove full bags

drill holes an inch up from the bottom of your trash can this allows air in and makes it easier remove full bags  Actual Advice Mallard

If you ever burn the tip of your finger press it up to your ear lobe for about a minute

If you ever burn the tip of your finger press it up to your ear lobe for about a minute  Actual Advice Mallard

When Redditting from work, upvote everything you look at When you get home, the votes will let you know what you've already seen

When Redditting from work, upvote everything you look at When you get home, the votes will let you know what you've already seen  Actual Advice Mallard

Just because she's cute Doesn't mean you should date her

Just because she's cute Doesn't mean you should date her  Actual Advice Mallard

Getting tired of reddit? Take a break for a day and you'll realize how much you miss it

Getting tired of reddit? Take a break for a day and you'll realize how much you miss it  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to know if your friend is hooking up with your sister Joke about hooking up with his sister and see his reaction

If you want to know if your friend is hooking up with your sister Joke about hooking up with his sister and see his reaction  Actual Advice Mallard
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