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If you want blow jobs from your future wife Marry a smoker and convince her to quit

If you want blow jobs from your future wife Marry a smoker and convince her to quit Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't do things that i don't like

Don't do things that i don't like Actual Advice Mallard
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ekwl nf;kewjnv ve e kj knwefk kjrwnf knrf Actual Advice Mallard
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If your blinker flashes faster than it used to check your bulbs one of your blinker lights is out.

If your blinker flashes faster than it used to check your bulbs one of your blinker lights is out. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't always try to solve the problem Just be there for her

Don't always try to solve the problem Just be there for her Actual Advice Mallard
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iF YOU WANT TO GO LEGIT DON'T OPEN A HEADSHOP

iF YOU WANT TO GO LEGIT DON'T OPEN A HEADSHOP Actual Advice Mallard
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want to watch a movie with your parents? go to kids-in-mind.com for a much better analysis than imdb

want to watch a movie with your parents? go to kids-in-mind.com for a much better analysis than imdb Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're trying to get with a guy be direct were not very good with hints

If you're trying to get with a guy be direct were not very good with hints Actual Advice Mallard
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don't drink and drive it's not worth the consequences

don't drink and drive it's not worth the consequences Actual Advice Mallard
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de-ice windows before turning on wipers if they are stuck to the window you can burn up the motors

de-ice windows before turning on wipers if they are stuck to the window you can burn up the motors Actual Advice Mallard
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