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When playing open world video games always check behind waterfalls for secret areas

When playing open world video games always check behind waterfalls for secret areas  Actual Advice Mallard

Wear flip flops in the gym shower

Wear flip flops in the gym shower  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't Know Whether to write affect or effect? Check the F**king Dictionary

Don't Know Whether to write affect or effect? Check the F**king Dictionary  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to know how someone really feels, watch them while they drink out of a glass. Fake smiles are all in the mouth.

If you want to know how someone really feels, watch them while they drink out of a glass. Fake smiles are all in the mouth.  Actual Advice Mallard

Order all of your college t-shirts a size larger than you are now Because you will want to still wear them later on

Order all of your college t-shirts a size larger than you are now Because you will want to still wear them later on  Actual Advice Mallard

OVER WEIGHT PEOPLE DO NOT NEED YOU TO POINT THEIR WEIGHT OUT TO THEM SAME GOES FOR REALLY SKINNY PEOPLE.

OVER WEIGHT PEOPLE DO NOT NEED YOU TO POINT THEIR WEIGHT OUT TO THEM SAME GOES FOR REALLY SKINNY PEOPLE.  Actual Advice Mallard

Sick of other drivers tailgating or driving dangerously near you? Put a 'baby on board' sticker on the back of your car

Sick of other drivers tailgating or driving dangerously near you?  Put a 'baby on board' sticker on the back of your car  Actual Advice Mallard

don't surprise your boyfriend when he says he's taking a shower he's probably pooping

don't surprise your boyfriend when he says he's taking a shower he's probably pooping  Actual Advice Mallard

never cook bacon naked

never cook bacon naked  Actual Advice Mallard

When at work Every link is NSFW

When at work Every link is NSFW  Actual Advice Mallard
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