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dont take your baby to a fucking movie

dont take your baby to a fucking movie  Actual Advice Mallard

If she cheated on her boyfriend to be with you she will cheat on you to be with the next guy

If she cheated on her boyfriend to be with you she will cheat on you to be with the next guy  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're trying to sell a car on craigslist make sure to put how many miles it has in the description

If you're trying to sell a car on craigslist make sure to put how many miles it has in the description  Actual Advice Mallard

Try to keep student loans to a minimum and work your way through school to lighten the load. Remember you are borrowing from your future self.

Try to keep student loans to a minimum and work your way through school to lighten the load. Remember you are borrowing from your future self.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to get away with cheating dont brag about cheating

If you want to get away with cheating  dont brag about cheating  Actual Advice Mallard

The next time you make a pizza at home Use scissors/meat shears to cut it instead of a knife or pizza cutter

The next time you make a pizza at home Use scissors/meat shears to cut it instead of a knife or pizza cutter  Actual Advice Mallard

GUYS TRIM YOUR ARMPITS IT MIGHT BE FEMININE BUT YOUR B.O. IS LESS STRONG AND LESS IS BETTER WITH BODY HAIR

GUYS TRIM YOUR ARMPITS IT MIGHT BE FEMININE BUT YOUR B.O. IS LESS STRONG AND LESS IS BETTER WITH BODY HAIR  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are shopping and go to get items from an aisle someone is working in, fix whatever you make look messy. The person working will remember you and will be so much nicer to you for not making their job more difficult and for having common courtesy.

If you are shopping and go to get items from an aisle someone is working in, fix whatever you make look messy. The person working will remember you and will be so much nicer to you for not making their job more difficult and for having common courtesy.  Actual Advice Mallard

Quack Quack

Quack Quack  Actual Advice Mallard

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If you want life tips subscribe to r/lifeprotips and r/lifehacks  Actual Advice Mallard
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