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want to keep your man happy? give him blowjobs. often.

want to keep your man happy? give him blowjobs. often. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't ever use the internet to diagnose a health concern. You're going to drive yourself crazy.

Don't ever use the internet to diagnose a health concern. You're going to drive yourself crazy. Actual Advice Mallard
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Before undergoing a bowl movement Make sure there's toilet paper

Before undergoing a bowl movement Make sure there's toilet paper Actual Advice Mallard
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if you need to wake up dont keep hitting the snooze button, turn your ac off

if you need to wake up dont keep hitting the snooze button, turn your ac off Actual Advice Mallard
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Want Karma? take an opinion you have that is different from most of reddit and make it a confession bear

Want Karma? take an opinion you have that is different from most of reddit and make it a confession bear Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to pleasure your boyfriend without doing anything sexual? Give him a blowjob and pretend it's not sexual

Want to pleasure your boyfriend without doing anything sexual? Give him a blowjob and pretend it's not sexual Actual Advice Mallard
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just because a duck says it on the internet doesn't make it true

just because a duck says it on the internet doesn't make it true Actual Advice Mallard
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If you ever suspect someone's following your car Take one right turn, speed up, drift through the next intersection, and WHO SERIOUSLY HAS THIS FUCKING PROBLEM?!

If you ever suspect someone's following your car Take one right turn, speed up, drift through the next intersection, and WHO SERIOUSLY HAS THIS FUCKING PROBLEM?! Actual Advice Mallard
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Point and tell your friends "OMG, LOOK AT THE SUN!" If they look you should probably stop being friends with them.

Point and tell your friends
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Make sure you have extra batteries for your smoke detector So you never have to run to the store at 3 a.m.

Make sure you have extra batteries for your smoke detector So you never have to run to the store at 3 a.m. Actual Advice Mallard
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