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When putting in eye drops drop them in the corner of your eye closest to your nose.

When putting in eye drops drop them in the corner of your eye closest to your nose. Actual Advice Mallard
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If wanting to talk to a cute girl online fap first then see how you feel

If wanting to talk to a cute girl online fap first then see how you feel Actual Advice Mallard
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Fuck your wife

Fuck your wife Actual Advice Mallard
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When a woman asks "Do you notice anything different about me?" Say, "Your hair!" It will work 80% of the time.

When a woman asks
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If your pooping and concerned about splashing lay some toilet paper on top of the water before you go

If your pooping and concerned about splashing lay some toilet paper on top of the water before you go Actual Advice Mallard
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want a cheap home air freshener? place a dryer sheet on the back of a window fan

want a cheap home air freshener? place a dryer sheet on the back of a window fan Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have trouble waking up in the morning drink a full glass of water before you go to bed

If you have trouble waking up in the morning drink a full glass of water before you go to bed Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't take any advice From a duck

Don't take any advice From a duck Actual Advice Mallard
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Gift wrap a wishbone with the smaller side with a note saying Wish you were here

Gift wrap a wishbone with the smaller side with a note saying Wish you were here Actual Advice Mallard
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if you don't want to get feet blisters wear the foot portion of a pair of panty hose under your socks

if you don't want to get feet blisters wear the foot portion of a pair of panty hose under your socks Actual Advice Mallard
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