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If you have trouble getting your flow started in public bathrooms shake your wiener a little bit like you would at the end, it works 90% of the time

If you have trouble getting your flow started in public bathrooms shake your wiener a little bit like you would at the end, it works 90% of the time Actual Advice Mallard
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when walking around good neighborhoods at night that are patrolled by a neighborhood watch dont wear a hoodie

when walking around good neighborhoods at night that are patrolled by a neighborhood watch dont wear a hoodie Actual Advice Mallard
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First time on reddit? run, GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN

First time on reddit? run, GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN Actual Advice Mallard
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Wary of Facebook collecting data on you? Use two browsers. One for only facebook and one for everything else.

Wary of Facebook collecting data on you? Use two browsers. One for only facebook and one for everything else. Actual Advice Mallard
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Not able to edit a song's title, artist, album, etc on your mobile device? Convert the original files to .wav, then back to whatever format you like

Not able to edit a song's title, artist, album, etc on your mobile device? Convert the original files to .wav, then back to whatever format you like Actual Advice Mallard
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Have 900 messages in your inbox? create a new filter to delete any email that contains the word "unsubscribe"

Have 900 messages in your inbox? create a new filter to delete any email that contains the word
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To make the lingering smell go away after taking a dump Flush the toilet a second time

To make the lingering smell go away after taking a dump Flush the toilet a second time Actual Advice Mallard
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Never carry a 9-volt battery in your pocket with coins

Never carry a 9-volt battery in your pocket with coins Actual Advice Mallard
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unsubscribe from r/atheism to lower your blood pressure.

unsubscribe from r/atheism to lower your blood pressure. Actual Advice Mallard
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If Zombies attack real guns are more effective than plastic ones

If Zombies attack real guns are more effective than plastic ones Actual Advice Mallard
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