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Annoyed by college emails Scroll down and hit "unsubscribe"

Annoyed by college emails Scroll down and hit
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Forget Cologne and at the bar? Order a tonic, squeeze lime and rub fingers on neck. Women love that shit.

Forget Cologne and at the bar? Order a tonic, squeeze lime and rub fingers on neck. Women love that shit. Actual Advice Mallard
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having trouble removing top to a can? use a magnet as a handle

having trouble removing top to a can? use a magnet as a handle Actual Advice Mallard
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Take a deep breath and hold it The body will be more concerned with getting rid of the CO2 than making hiccups

Take a deep breath and hold it The body will be more concerned with getting rid of the CO2 than making hiccups Actual Advice Mallard
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At a hotel and forgot your cell phone charger? tell the front desk you forgot your charger and they will pull out a box of forgotten chargers and you can take which ever one you need

At a hotel and forgot your cell phone charger? tell the front desk you forgot your charger and they will pull out a box of forgotten chargers and you can take which ever one you need Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't want to hear the recording when you order pizza Press zero

If you don't want to hear the recording when you order pizza Press zero Actual Advice Mallard
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Having trouble falling asleep? Masturbate

Having trouble falling asleep? Masturbate Actual Advice Mallard
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get off reddit

get off reddit Actual Advice Mallard
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If your girlfriend wants you to be on the Jerry springer show with her but won't tell you why, don't go

If your girlfriend wants you to be on the Jerry springer show with her but won't tell you why, don't go Actual Advice Mallard
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Use "postage paid" envelopes To send a brick to junk mailers

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