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Out of Febreeze after smoking at home? Microwave popcorn. It'll cover up the smell with butter and you'll have a good snack.

Out of Febreeze after smoking at home?  Microwave popcorn.  It'll cover up the smell with butter and you'll have a good snack.  Actual Advice Mallard

When shoveling your driveway Shovel few feet down the road as well So the plow doesn't cover the end of your driveway back up

When shoveling your driveway Shovel few feet down the road as well So the plow doesn't cover the end of your driveway back up  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't eat the yellow snow

 Don't eat the yellow snow   Actual Advice Mallard

DON'T KNOW WHAT TO GET YOUR GIRLFRIEND FOR VALENTINE'S DAY? FUCKING ASK HER

DON'T KNOW WHAT TO GET YOUR GIRLFRIEND FOR VALENTINE'S DAY? FUCKING ASK HER  Actual Advice Mallard

Groceries falling out of the bag in your car? tie the bag handles. They'll be easier to carry as well.

Groceries falling out of the bag in your car? tie the bag handles. They'll be easier to carry as well.  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to lose some weight by the easy way? try eat every 3 hours and drink 2-3 cups of water before eating and you gain less energy and fat

Want to lose some weight by the easy way? try eat every 3 hours and drink 2-3 cups of water before eating and you gain less energy and fat  Actual Advice Mallard

your ex is on this planet to do one thing drive you crazy

your ex is on this planet to do one thing drive you crazy  Actual Advice Mallard

Be attractive don't be unattractive

Be attractive don't be unattractive  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't wait an hour to tell your boyfriend you have to use the bathroom Tell him immediately and avoid having a fight about it

Don't wait an hour to tell your boyfriend you have to use the bathroom Tell him immediately and avoid having a fight about it  Actual Advice Mallard

Want karma? Be original

Want karma? Be original  Actual Advice Mallard
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