Actual Advice Mallard

If you study sexual techniques in college get good fucking grades

If you study sexual techniques in college get good fucking grades  Actual Advice Mallard

If you live with a dog Don't leave your used pads or tampons in trash cans they can get into

If you live with a dog Don't leave your used pads or tampons in trash cans they can get into  Actual Advice Mallard

Sleep Naked

Sleep Naked  Actual Advice Mallard

Tempted to update your iphone app? make a back up of the file first from itunes, you might find the update is shit and want to rollback

Tempted to update your iphone app? make a back up of the file first from itunes, you might find the update is shit and want to rollback  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't scatter and run when the cops break up your party It's just going to make them angry and more inclined to give a ticket

Don't scatter and run when the cops break up your party It's just going to make them angry and more inclined to give a ticket  Actual Advice Mallard

You have a turn signal

You have a turn signal   Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to enjoy a movie Don't read the book right before seeing it

If you want to enjoy a movie Don't read the book right before seeing it  Actual Advice Mallard

Follow your local news anchors on Facebook You'll feel so smart after reading the viewers' comments on their posts

Follow your local news anchors on Facebook You'll feel so smart after reading the viewers' comments on their posts  Actual Advice Mallard

When working with electrical wiring Always remove power and don't make yourself the ground

When working with electrical wiring Always remove power and don't make yourself the ground  Actual Advice Mallard

Ask all people with north american accents if they are american CAnadians will laugh and americans won't shoot you..maybe they will, who knows

Ask all people with north american accents if they are american CAnadians will laugh and americans won't shoot you..maybe they will, who knows  Actual Advice Mallard
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