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make your own card for your mother for tomorrow you save $8, it takes 30 minutes, and she appreciates it a hell of a lot more

make your own card for your mother for tomorrow you save $8, it takes 30 minutes, and she appreciates it a hell of a lot more  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're ever embarrassed about buying something buy a birthday card with it, and pass it off as a joke gift.

If you're ever embarrassed about buying something buy a birthday card with it, and pass it off as a joke gift.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're developing a game Don't advertise it until it's released

If you're developing a game Don't advertise it until it's released  Actual Advice Mallard

Use baby wipes to wipe after pooping please

Use baby wipes to wipe after pooping please  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're not caught up with HIMYM Don't click on the link titled "HERE SHE IS!"

If you're not caught up with HIMYM Don't click on the link titled

Before you make a major life decision give it for 2 weeks of thought before going through with it.

Before you make a major life decision give it for 2 weeks of thought before going through with it.    Actual Advice Mallard

if your cat urinates outside their litter box, do not discipline them it is very likely they have a bladder infection, and need to see the vet immediately

if your cat urinates outside their litter box, do not discipline them it is very likely they have a bladder infection, and need to see the vet immediately  Actual Advice Mallard

If I find peanut butter in there I am going to put my dick in it

If I find peanut butter in there I am going to put my dick in it  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are sick of telemarketer calls. you can alway tell them to put you on there no call list or just say that you already are.

If you are sick of telemarketer calls. you can alway tell them to put you on there no call list or just say that you already are.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to figure out what an android password is Follow the smudge line on the screen.

If you want to figure out what an android password is Follow the smudge line on the screen.  Actual Advice Mallard
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