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If your parking next to a nice car DONT park next to the one in the back of the parking lot

If your parking next to a nice car DONT park next to the one in the back of the parking lot  Actual Advice Mallard

do what is easy and your life will be hard do what is hard and your life will be easy

do what is easy and your life will be hard do what is hard and your life will be easy  Actual Advice Mallard

Wait until at least 12 weeks to publicly announce your pregnancy. The likelihood of carrying your baby to full term is much greater after that point, and you may be able to avoid unwanted questions if you lose the baby before then.

Wait until at least 12 weeks to publicly announce your pregnancy.  The likelihood of carrying your baby to full term is much greater after that point, and you may be able to avoid unwanted questions if you lose the baby before then.  Actual Advice Mallard

Warm up your face with a hot towel and use a cold razor It will hurt a lot less

Warm up your face with a hot towel and use a cold razor It will hurt a lot less  Actual Advice Mallard

Shower before taking finals Please, For the love of God, Shower

Shower before taking finals Please, For the love of God, Shower  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are communicating with a stranger for the first time Do your best to use correct spelling and grammar

If you are communicating with a stranger for the first time Do your best to use correct spelling and grammar  Actual Advice Mallard

Take an inspirational quote from /r/quotes and put it over a picture of a mallard

Take an inspirational quote from /r/quotes and put it over a picture of a mallard  Actual Advice Mallard

don't push someone into the pool even if you have taken their cell phone their keys most likely have a remote capability that will be ruined

don't push someone into the pool even if you have taken their cell phone their keys most likely have a remote capability that will be ruined  Actual Advice Mallard

If you aint first You're last

If you aint first You're last  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't stick your dick In crazy

Don't stick your dick In crazy  Actual Advice Mallard
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