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DON'T WAIT UNTIL YOUR LAST NIGHT IN AN APARTMENT TO CLEAN IT OR ELSE YOU'LL CRY A LOT...DO THE HEAVY STUFF BEFORE, THEN JUST SWEEP THE LAST DAY

DON'T WAIT UNTIL YOUR LAST NIGHT IN AN APARTMENT TO CLEAN IT OR ELSE YOU'LL CRY A LOT...DO THE HEAVY STUFF BEFORE, THEN JUST SWEEP THE LAST DAY Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't feed me bread crumbs They're bad for me and I'll just poop them out onto your car

Don't feed me bread crumbs They're bad for me and I'll just poop them out onto your car Actual Advice Mallard
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Wear a condom

Wear a condom Actual Advice Mallard
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Go commando lack of panty lines is appreciated

Go commando lack of panty lines is appreciated Actual Advice Mallard
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Make sure to carry a second decoy wallet in addition to your first decoy wallet to prevent muggings

Make sure to carry a second decoy wallet in addition to your first decoy wallet to prevent muggings Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't take financial advice from a duck.

Don't take financial advice from a duck. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't make a personalized message for your voicemail The lengthy default message will deter unnecessary voicemail messages

Don't make a personalized message for your voicemail The lengthy default message will deter unnecessary voicemail messages Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't complain about being single It makes you seem very unattractive

Don't complain about being single It makes you seem very unattractive Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't be a dick to your I.T department Your computer will get fixed much faster

Don't be a dick to your I.T department Your computer will get fixed much faster Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to remember where you leave something Picture it exploding when you put it down

If you want to remember where you leave something Picture it exploding when you put it down Actual Advice Mallard
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