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Don't gamble online if you have a poor internet connection If you win big and your internet connection drops out You may lose your money

Don't gamble online if you have a poor internet connection
 If you win big and your internet connection drops out  You may lose your money  Actual Advice Mallard

Ask to get fries with no salt. they'll have to make a whole new batch just for you.

Ask to get fries with no salt. they'll have to make a whole new batch just for you.  Actual Advice Mallard

If your balls are sweaty and disgusting Baby powder those bitches

If your balls are sweaty and disgusting Baby powder those bitches  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to increase your chances of plugging in a USB device properly the first time? Look for the USB logo on the plug. According to the USB standard it should be on top

Want to increase your chances of plugging in a USB device properly the first time? Look for the USB logo on the plug. According to the USB standard it should be on top  Actual Advice Mallard

locked outta your ford ranger? Unscrew the antenna,lift up the door handle and insert it in either hinge hole all the way to the back,and start probing around,when the button on top of the door moves,push down on the antenna to raise the button unlock the

locked outta your ford ranger? Unscrew the antenna,lift up the door handle and insert it in either hinge hole all the way to the back,and start probing around,when the button on top of the door moves,push down on the antenna to raise the button unlock the  Actual Advice Mallard

if you don't want an STD or A KID always wear a condom

if you don't want an STD or A KID  always wear a condom  Actual Advice Mallard

If someone makes fun of you with jokes, laugh at the jokes The person making them won't think that they are funny anymore

If someone makes fun of you with jokes, laugh at the jokes The person making them won't think that they are funny anymore  Actual Advice Mallard

No matter how awful you feel, have a shower and put on clothes as if you were going out your day gets a little better instantly even if you never go anywhere

No matter how awful you feel, have a shower and put on clothes as if you were going out your day gets a little better instantly even if you never go anywhere   Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't want people to "steal" your memes Don't put them on the internet

If you don't want people to

Are you feeling down? Clean and organize your room. The results are inexplicably positive.

Are you feeling down? Clean and organize your room. The results are inexplicably positive.  Actual Advice Mallard
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